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You Can't Get There From Here

You Can't Get There From Here

By Pat Cook.

Product Code: Y19000

  • Full-length Play
  • Comedy
  • Cast size: 2m., 5w.

    Livestream and Record & Stream Rights Available

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$10.95 /script

Min. Royalty Rate: $90/perf

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Synopsis

The Mavis Garner Bed and Breakfast is not the sort of place you'd find on a freeway or even a map. That's because they get most of the customers from cars disabled when they hit the pothole on Main Street. Scandal-sheet reporter Arthur Lyman decides to do an expose on the pothole "scam" and checks into the bed and breakfast. During his stay he's fined eight times, dragged across town by the local watchdog and fired from his job. What else could he do but fall in love with one of the proprietors! When his boss shows up and takes over the story, he's treated to scenes from Shakespeare, slipshod seances and a witch who can't keep her hexes straight.

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Details

  • Status

    In stock

  • Type of Show Full-length Play
  • Product Code Y19000
  • Cast Size 7
  • Min. Royalty Rate $90/perf
  • Cost $10.95
  • Approx. Run Time 90 min

Categories

  • Target Audience High School | College and Adult | Family (all ages) | Senior Adults
  • Performing Group High School | College Theatre | Community Theatre | Professional Theatre | Touring Group | Dinner Theatre
  • Genre Comedy
  • ISBN(13) 9780871292131
* Please note the royalty rate listed is the minimum royalty rate per performance. The actual royalty rate will be determined upon completion of a royalty application.

Productions

Location City State Opens Closes
Great River Arts Association Little Falls Minnesota 3/21/2025 3/29/2025