By I.E. Clark.
Cast: 8m., 9w., extras. This play tells the story of sexy Sagebrush Sal, who decides to take over the busiest establishment in town, the Bloody Turnip Saloon. Jake the Snake, its owner, doesn't like the idea, but when Sal kills all his customers with one bullet, Jake snakes out. In the meantime, Sal's delectable, oversized, man-crazy daughter, Hazeltine, has her troubles with the world's shyest white-hat hero, Heartbleed Haymeadow. Approximate Running Time: 90 minutes.