Melodrama. By I.E. Clark.
Cast: 8m., 9w., extras.
This play tells the story of sexy Sagebrush Sal¸ who decides to take over the busiest establishment in town¸ the Bloody Turnip Saloon. Jake the Snake¸ its owner¸ doesn’t like the idea¸ but when Sal kills all his customers with one bullet¸ Jake snakes out. In the meantime¸ Sal’s delectable¸ oversized¸ man-crazy daughter¸ Hazeltine¸ has her troubles with the world’s shyest white-hat hero¸ Heartbleed Haymeadow.