Cast: 4m., 2w. Captain O'Michaels is an impatient patient at Harborside General Hospital. Describing himself as "S.O.B." (that's Sixty Or Better), he decides that after so many years of doing what others wanted him to do, he's going to start doing what he wants to do. That happens to include floating toy boats in a bedpan, playing his trumpet, and kidnapping an obnoxious bread manufacturer. All of this is to get attention from his lawyer son, but it incurs the young man's wrath and confirms his view that the old man is crazy. In the final confrontation between alienated father and son, young Sean learns a secret that changes his entire life. One int. set.