Comedy. By Spalding Gray. Adapted by Kathleen Russo.
Cast: 1 (may be expanded to 20.) Gray documents his experience as a procrastinating novelist. He has a 1,900-page manuscript that he is working on and is already two years past the deadline. He keeps accepting one offer after another (from Hollywood to a writing colony)—anything to take him away from having to finish the book. Approximate running time: 90 minutes (optional intermission).