Sound effects included on tape: inane music, horse whinnies, horse whinnies again, baby coos, thunder, wolf whistle, wolf howl, sawing and screaming, more sawing and screaming, sawing and screaming with sigh, another sigh, rim shot, drum roll, rim shot, rim shot, rim shot, rim shot, cymbal crash, rim shot, horses hooves, horses hooves into William Tell, three gunshots, rim shot, accordian music, cats meowing, more cats meowing, squirrel noise, pastoral music, music swell, heavenly music, majestic music, regal music, wrong music, Gregorian music, glass breaking, profound music, (squirrel squeaks should be done live), horses hooves and gallant music, (traffic horns come in), jet airplane and tires screeching, drum flourish, rim shot, rim shot, drum roll, cymbal crash, drum roll, rim shot, rim shot, rim shot, rim shot, cash register rings, rim shot, rim shot, inappropriate music, appropriate music, thunder, herald's silly song, fight bell, Lawrence Welk-type music, squirrels roaring, joyous bells