By Craig Alpaugh.
Cast: 5m., 2w. Two burglars, Ronald and Donald, break into a house and, in the midst of their bungled getaway, find themselves in attendance at a neighborhood crime watch meeting. Complications follow when homeowner Lisa and her vigilante/spinster neighbor Mona greet the other arriving guests: Myron, a neurotic psychiatrist; Father Bob, the local parish priest; and Officer Buddy, an off-duty policeman. This fast-paced play has all the ingredients of classic farce: mistaken identities, physical comedy, young lovers, the reuniting of a father with his lost son and, of course, a happy ending. One int. set.