Cast: 1 (may be expanded to 27). This is Gray's middle-age crisis monologue. His immediate problem is an eye condition that could be corrected by surgery, but Gray chooses to seek alternative methods before going under the knife. Coinciding with this problem is his long-time girlfriend's insistence that they get married after being together for 14 years. Gray can't seem to commit to surgery and/or marriage. Approximate running time: 90 minutes (optional intermission).